Codex of the Imperial Beard

Beard by Byzantium — Aleppo Beard SoapTurn to the barread on…

Folio I

Rome
shaved.
And Rome
fell.

the razor came
before the ruin

Sketch of a fallen clean-shaven Roman statue beside a razor
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Sketch of the Aleppo beard soap bar on a ruined Byzantine ledge

Folio II

Aleppo
Beard Soap

olive and laurel,
cured slow

Take the oil of the olive and the oil of the laurel. Boil them in the old way,

  • i. Olive oil, for softness
  • ii. Laurel oil, for strength
  • iii. Cured slow, made in Turkey
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Seek the oracle

Folio III

here sits

The Oracle of the Beard

The old man in the margins has read ten thousand beards. Answer him five questions and he will name the emperor thine resembles.

Sketch of the bearded Oracle with a magnificent braided beard in his Byzantine study
ProphecyI

Choose thy weapon.

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I

Rome shaved.

The West took up the razor and lost its empire. The beard went east with the crown.

II

Byzantium kept it.

A thousand years of emperors, each one bearded, each one washed with olive and laurel.

III

Now it falls to thee.

The recipe still lives in Turkey. One bar. Put down the razor and join the line.

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